How Text Can be Written By One

Heartstone Farm: High quality Maine Beef, Chicken, and Pork Direct to You. Shipped to you frozen.

  1. Passive voice is preferred in the production of writing.
  2. Nominalization of verbs is considered an effective means of engaging in the production of text for purposes of writing.
  3. The ending or conclusion or termination of meaningful word sequences in prose writing with prepositions is a positively desired outcome one should be aware of.
  4. Because the specificity of language in denotative prose is paramount, it is greatly desired that terminology such as the following is to be used:

    5. actualizable
    appropriational
    capability
    condition
    conceptualizationalzation
    cromulent
    entasked
    implementational
    informational
    infrastructure
    instantiation
    negligibility
    optimalization
    outside the box
    paradigm
    performed
    precontextualize
    problematize
    process
    re-edification
    situationalize
    toad
    utilizationalize

    For example:

    I have been entasked with precontextualizing and situationalizing the cromulent toad process.

    is way more better than I must document toad-removal.

  5. A pleasing regularization in length of sentences and repetitional similarity of structural elements conduces to a hypnagogical sonority of sound.
  6. Eschewing succinctness and deploying the substitution of pleonastic redundancy in the achievement of emphatic articulation is to be desired. Absolutely.
    7. Don’t Utilize Do Utilize
    1. few a limited quantified enumeration of
    2. most a significant plurality of
    3. thinks by ratiocinative process has determined
    4. fry boil
    5. more or less not to put too fine a point upon it, but
  7. For the honing of propositional discourse, the following verbifications should be utilized:

    8. commodify
    deoptimize
    disambiguate
    disincent
    disintermediate
    fiduciate
    incentivize
    interface
    leverage
    monetize
    rationalize
    realign
    repurpose

    Originally posted here, with modifications suggested by various and sundry people and many others also.

    SetApp: A Suite of macOS Apps for a Single Price Affiliate link for a great collection of 200+ macOS apps for a single price—now with iOS apps too. Includes full featured apps like SparkMail, Bartender, BetterTouchTool, Ulysses, MindNode, TextSoap, CleanMyMac X, Craft, NotePlan, AeonTimeline, MarsEdit, and more.