How Text Can be Written By One

    1. Passive voice is preferred in the production of writing.
    1. Nominalization of verbs is considered an effective means of engaging in the production of text for purposes of writing.
    1. The ending or conclusion or termination of meaningful word sequences in prose writing with prepositions is a positively desired outcome one should be aware of.
    1. Because the specificity of language in denotative prose is paramount, it is greatly desired that terminology such as the following is to be used:

actualizable
appropriational
capability
condition
conceptualizationalzation
cromulent
entasked
implementational
informational
infrastructure
instantiation
negligibility
optimalization
outside the box
paradigm
performed
precontextualize
problematize
process
re-edification
situationalize
toad
utilizationalize

For example:

I have been entasked with precontextualizing and situationalizing the cromulent toad process.

is way more better than I must document toad-removal.

    1. A pleasing regularization in length of sentences and repetitional similarity of structural elements conduces to a hypnagogical sonority of sound.
    1. Eschewing succinctness and deploying the substitution of pleonastic redundancy in the achievement of emphatic articulation is to be desired. Absolutely.

 

Don’t Utilize Do Utilize
1. few a limited quantified enumeration of
2. most a significant plurality of
3. thinks by ratiocinative process has determined
4. fry boil
5. more or less not to put too fine a point upon it, but

 

    1. For the honing of propositional discourse, the following verbifications should be utilized:

commodify
deoptimize
disambiguate
disincent
disintermediate
fiduciate
incentivize
interface
leverage
monetize
rationalize
realign
repurpose

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